A Sound Mind

Had a meeting with the Corporate Muppet this afternoon. Something about my productivity. I slapped on my best "human mask" and tried to act concerned and interested. It was pretty futile. After a few minutes its diatribe turned into a buzzing nuisance in the background. I just wanted to hurt it. I couldn't stop imagining beating it to death with a stapler, shoving its dead body in the utility closet. I was so lost in thought I barely noticed the buzzing stopped. I smiled and made a few non-specific replies. What a ridiculous charade.